Illogiguide chapter 4:the cheese
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the cheese forms a layer. the layer is nice and friendly. to cookies. eaten cookies. other kinds of cookies are set on fire. except bannana fish. fishy bannana fish. it is terribly fishy.
“to everyone who will listen to me, cheese is the worst.”
cheese is etheir yellow or green. never white. the moon is made of it. cheese is always cheesey. cheesy cheese that cheeseily cheeses to be cheesed.
The Big Cheese[edit | edit source]
the big cheese is the daddy of the cheese. it would take an army of rats to take him down. he has data on every building in illogiland on one special disk. He even has data on you!
see also[edit | edit source]
- An Article With No Images
- Truth
- False Vaccuum
- Reality
- the cheese himself
- Uber cheese