Illogiguide chapter 4:the cheese

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the cheese forms a layer. the layer is nice and friendly. to cookies. eaten cookies. other kinds of cookies are set on fire. except bannana fish. fishy bannana fish. it is terribly fishy.

“to everyone who will listen to me, cheese is the worst.”

~ Francis E. Dec on the illogiguide

cheese is etheir yellow or green. never white. the moon is made of it. cheese is always cheesey. cheesy cheese that cheeseily cheeses to be cheesed.

The Big Cheese[edit]

the big cheese is the daddy of the cheese. it would take an army of rats to take him down. he has data on every building in illogiland on one special disk. He even has data on you!

a bodygaurd

see also[edit]

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