Illogiguide chapter 3:flat

“CREVÉ”

~ André Breton on on Mille Bornes

flat is a word that describes objects on the 2-d plane. to fix this you can expand it into some freaky 3-d dimenstional plane of void improbable area and mass to the highest degree of weird. stay tuned to the following messages.

forget the math. buy the new anti-nerd cannon. die nerds!

here is how to handle flat stuff.

step 1

step 2

see also

• out of gas
• public transportation
• routemaster
• Rowing Boat
• Sexually Confused Advertising Blimp
• Trains
• Virgin Air
• would you like to go for a ride?
• Zombie Truck

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