Internet psychology

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“I know you don't want to talk about it but you have to really.”

~ Your therapist.

Internet psychology affects one in two (that's 50% for the mathematicians and people who don't understand numbers in word format) internet users. Mr Potato Head uses the term to fool your mother into accepting to sign a death warrant. In other more understandable terms, "laymanian" as it were, we'd better beck up and fly left.

Internet psychology symptoms[edit]

If you have...

  1. Sore throat
  2. Huge thorax
  3. Muscular pains

Oh wait, that's swindle flu.

The real symptoms[edit]

  1. You don't want to know
  2. Really, you don't