Ironic Brown Pepper Mustard Land

Ironic Brown Pepper Mustard Land is a country that was created out of boredom by the tribal peoples of Aztec corporation.

Population

The people of Ironic Brown Pepper Mustard Land consider themselves to be the 9th most important people on the planet (Zizfive III). It is not know what they use to shower or which type of mobile phone they use, but it is know that Mozilla Firefox is actually a large pile of old lettuce that is commonly known as "Pwn Tomato Plant".

Politics and Government of Ironic Brown Pepper Mustard Land

Every 6436^1/4 days the stupid people of Ironic Brown Pepper Mustard Land vote between two or more people on who will become the prime minister of the country. They vote by throwing batteries at napkins.

The candidate with the most votes will put on a purple rope and be required to not put any makeup on his/her face for exactly 36.712% of his/her term. The candidate will then serve one term as official sundae eater, required by law to eat a sundae when it is 5:05 in the morning in Turkmenistan. Because this position is so enjoyable, nobody makes it out alive.

The candidate with the least votes will be the prime minister and become the most powerful person in Ironic Brown Pepper Mustard Land, and according to legend the 10th most powerful person on Zizfive III, behind 8 other prime ministers and a important robot butcher named Jeff. It is well known as one of the least desirable jobs in Ironic Brown Pepper Mustard Land despite the free chili that comes with it.

Any third party candidates in between will become cereal boxes and spend the rest of their pathetic lives eating medium quality dirt.