JUSS DOOWIT
Hizztry[edit | edit source]
This motivation speech, titled JUSS DOOWIT (and sometimes incorrectly "Just Do It") is one of the greatest masterpieces of all time. Written by none other that Hollywood Superstar Shia LaBeouf, JUSS DOOWIT is world renowned for being so exciting and shocking. It has won the OMGLOLWOW Award for The Best Thing Ever. But lyrics are mostly incorrect or mispelled. That's why I have the pleasure of giving you the REAL lyrics of this speech.
Lirricz[edit | edit source]
DOOWIT!
JUSS DOOWIT!!!
Don't let your beans be beans.
Yessurday ya said Damara so JUSS! DOOWIT!!! MAKE YOUR BEANS COME TRUE!!!!!!
JUSS DOOWIT!!!
Some people be suck eggs while yer gonna bake mud and work HARD AT IT!
NODDING IS IMPUZBEL!
You should get to the point where eggy ones' self would quit and YOU'RE NOT GONNA SNOT THERE!
NO! WHADDER YA WAITING FER!
- awkward pause*
DOOWIT!!!! JUSS!!!!! DOOWIT!!!! YES YOU CAN!!! JUSS DOOWIT!!!
If you're tired of strwabrerries, then STOP GIVING GRUSS.