Jay Leno

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“I'm getting old, so I'm going to tell jokes about Bush.”

I'm Jay Leno. You knew that didn't you?

No! That was funny!

Hey! That's Letterman here to steal my time slot!

How dare you accuse my Davey-Wavey of theft?!

Mom! What did you call me?

Who cares? Just get him before the killer snow rats come!