Jennifer Ellison

“Calm down, calm down, nothing wrong with a bit of stereotyping? Now, I wonder how Everton did today...”

~ Some Scouse dude

“Eh? I thought she was buried under the patio.”

~ Casual television viewer, wearing Fred Perry and jeans.

Jennifer Ellison won Mastermind 2006. Not "Megamind", btw...

On a completely unrelated matter

Elephants have wrinkles. Well, you KNOW it's true! Look, elephants have wrinkles, no arguments.

See also

• Scouse (language)
• Liverpudlian stereotypes. Not everyone in Liverpool is Harry Enfield, but an awful lot of people seem to have bubble perms.