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“To be a scouser is to be a foreigner in one's home land”

~ Scouse dude on Scouse

Scousers originated from the throat of a demented football hooligan who spoke fluent Germanese. Through possessing a compulsive obsessive infatuation with the land of Liverpool, Scousers are deluded into thinking that they "will never walk alone" despite their lack of feet. For some unexplainable reason they live in 'Greater Britain,' as opposed to 'Not-So-Great-But-Improving-Steadily-Britain.'

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