Joji Kazoo

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Joji Kazoo[edit | edit source]

Leader of treetown, part of the Republic of Wilmington. She is a master in swords, and is able to speak 5 different dialects of crazy.

Relations[edit | edit source]

Joji Kazoo has 3 SiBlInGsss and can withtsand PAin. She doesn't have anything to do with BONJOOK, The Banana God, but tries to prevent Coonflict within the realmssszez.

Sanity[edit | edit source]

Joji Kazoo Is crazy. Just plain crazy. She doesn't follow the rules of the ooniverse.

Stories[edit | edit source]

Joji Kazoo creates universes, with the power of Wordzz. She has currently made too universes. She posts them on wattpad. She would put names for them on here, but she doesn't want stalkers, or creepzz finding her.

Privacy[edit | edit source]

If you find Joji Kazoo, without her letting you find her. She will kill you, and shove a D20 down your throat.

Boyfriend[edit | edit source]

Yes, she has a boyfriend, Balakayyy Smithly, leader of the Republic of Wilmington. If you bother her, Balakayyy Smithly will shove a nerf gun down your throat, and shoot a nerf dart out your ass. Stay away, if you value your lifezz.

Swords[edit | edit source]

Joji Kazoo Is a master in swords. She can kill a man with only a foam sword. Beware of her wrath, or you will find that you no longer have hands, or a head.

Eyes[edit | edit source]

Joji Kazoo can also kill by just looking at you. She has this ability to get rid of stalkers that are creepzz.

Beanie[edit | edit source]

Joji Kazoo wears a beanie at all timezz. If you take it off, you will invoke the wrath of a thousand suns. Be careful, all those that seek the beanie, for it, can turn a man to insanity, and leave him gibbering, and in fear.

Vampirezz[edit | edit source]

Joji Kazoo is secretly, but not so secretly, a vampire. She drinks the blood of mortalz, and is as strong as a thousand men, or ten women. Take care to guard your neckz, so you don't dies.