Juice Transfusion

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A Juice transfusion is what happens when an orange runs out of juice. The hungry fruit eater can usually detect an unjuiced orange a mile away and when the unsuspecting teeth chomp down on an empty orange, it releases nothing but air.

The disappointment caused by an empty orange[edit]

The disappointment the previous scenario causes can be compared to being told you are about to see an elephant, but it actually turns out to be a bag of frozen peas.

Inter-fruit transfusion[edit]

It has been found that it is in fact possible to transplant the juice from one fruit type to another - for example, from an apple to a pomegranate. This results in a never before seen explosion of juice in the mouth which can be fatal to small children and beetles.