Kansas City is a city on the other side of Missouri. There is also one in Kansas, but no one cares about that one. It is less cool, as a secondary result of not being socialist. It does have a soccer team, but it’s not an FC. Soccer teams are cooler if they have FC in their names.
The only things they have going for them are that they have a cooler mafia and a well-known style of blues.
They haven't even absorbed most of the surrounding area into the name of their city. Except for maybe Overland Park. Independence doesn't even count.
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The fact that the crime rate in Kansas City doesn't look like it does in any other city that I know of does not make the crime rate in Kansas City worse, because, as I explained at the start of these pieces, there's an enormous amount of variation between cities across the country.