Kansas
“Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore...”
“We're still in Kansas, stupid.”
“I think something's wrong with Dorothy. She's talking to the dog.”
“I think something's wrong with the dog. It's talking.”
Kansas is that one place somewhere with the...tornados...and...houses. And dogs. And weird teenaged girls and nerdy men talking to themselves in bright white buildings.
History of Kansas[edit | edit source]
One day, Kansas dropped out of the sky. Dorothy saw it. Her brain broke. Subsequently, she was shipped off to a bright white building along with her dog. She was never the same again.
Kansas today[edit | edit source]
Today, Kansas is a major exporter of carrots, both normal and mutated varieties. Because carrots only grow in fnurdle nests, Kansas is also a major exporter of fnurdles.
Problems[edit | edit source]
Despite their prosperity in the carrot trade, Kansas continuously fights against rabbits of mass destruction for control of carrots. Scientists are currently working on finding a solution to this problem, and a solution for stingy contacts.
See also[edit | edit source]
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