Kelana Jaya LRT station

“Trains departing. Please stand clear of the yellow line.”

~ The announcer

“Yah whay yah trainway yan to meh, yah right noh yah mean!”

~ Mr. Garron

“This is a railway station.”

~ Captain Obvious

“Anyone know where my coffee's gone?”

~ Unrelated Quote Guy

Kelana Jaya LRT station is one of the high temples to the art of waiting with busy people for a train. It handles goodness knows how many passengers yearly, but still remains a high temple. Having been mentioned in the works of such prolific artists as Ovid and Oscar Wilde, Kelana Jaya LRT station is where soul exchange (not in a zombie way, in a high intellectual high-tea sort of way) occurs daily on the platforms.