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To "Know" is the possession of knowledge. Some people know nothing, others know something, but only the truly profound nose the cheese.

Does someone you know know nothing?[edit | edit source]

People knowing nothing are known to normally have the following known symptoms:

  • Bashing hammers against head (usually suspects own, sometimes not)
  • Using binoculars as toilet paper
  • Sleeping on cats

People who know nothing[edit | edit source]

  • You
  • Them (cuz they only want your destruction)
  • People who replace 'because' with a different, incorrect spelling variation.
  • Waffles the dog