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T.H.E.M. (The Highly Esteemed Men) is an international organization of the people who are actually responsible for everything that goes wrong in life. Whatever your problem is, there is no doubt that it is all their fault. The UN rates them as the number one organzation that is blamed for the world's problems.

They (T.H.E.M.) posesses all concievable power and authority. There is no doubt that their budget is more than adequate for fixing whatever problem you are complaining about. But they don't. They never fix anything.


They can see you, they will find you, or maybe not. They want more pancakes, and there's nothing any of us can do about it except eat PPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Objectively, They are Them.

Subjectively, They are We!
Coincidentally, They are Bob.
Moronically, They are Upside-Down.
Adverbially, They are a noun.
Nonsensically, They are cheese moose moon nose.

They serve Cthulhu, and they can see right through your tin foil hat! Be afraid; be very afraid!