Krinkels

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“Krinkels, beating cheese with a mop since 1872”

~ Illogicopedian motto knock off.

Krinkels - the most lemonny banana strawberryness to ever create madness.

Hah

Krinkels rhymes with zpinkles. Huh huh.

In fact, it also rhymes with wrinkles! BWA HA HA HA HA AH NA NAH HA!

So who is Krinkles?

He created Madness. No, not madness. That was created by Professor P. Sickopath. Madness was created by a mad scientist in a lab. He was born with a face similiar to a hot cross bun, and arms and legs that looked like plastic balls. He pulled a shotgun from his 4th dimensional weapons pocket and shot his maker, before causing havoc in Nevada.

See also

• Winkles