Lab Safety
We all know lab safety is the most important kind of safety of all. Without it breakthroughs like Hiroshima and the IllogiNess Monster would never have happened. Just so you guys are aware of how not to die horribly in a laboratory (especially Dexter's) I've enclosed the elementary lab safety recommended by all governments across the interweb below:
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Basic Safety[edit | edit source]
To ensure the experiments conducted or convicted in the labs are safe, there are a few precautions that need to be taken (for the most part: a condom). Arguably the most important cautionary action would be to make sure the professer doesn’t get wet, or in lamens terms saturated in Di-Hydrogen Monoxide. (For this not to happen I’ll need to use my amazing power of sight)! If, despite my best efforts the professer does in fact get wet he will break, becoming useless and inconsistent. Having wet hands is another “Big No No!” for I could be electrocuted (due to the conductivity of the water) as well as the obvious social implications of having wet hands.
Take into account[edit | edit source]
Another issue to consider is the careful handling of the equipment. If the Proffeser or the Lv 52 Dragons crap is dropped on the floor it is most likely it will smash; sending a nasty smell flying in all directions as well as damaging the equipment so that it cannot be used. Carebears must be taken to ensure none of the staff is balanced precariously and is not in danger of being knocked over by oneself or the mafia.
Finer Points[edit | edit source]
Arguably the most important safety-motivated instruction is that I do not take recreational drugs before I do any experiment. This will most probably result in me setting fire to people around me whilst singing loudly to the theme tune of “Sesame Street”. While initially hilarious the burning people could potentially damage the equipment they are handling, as well as their faces and clothes etc.