Let's blow this popsicle stand!
I was living in Yahpank, NY with a host family for work when I started to get the funny feeling i was being watched or something. The host daughter was a PI so I thought maybe something was going on there but this feeling I had was getting a little unbearable. One night I just lost it and had to get out of there and drove to Montaulk, NY for some reason.
I was familiar with it as a vacation spot and knew I had a few days off but not sure why I was headed there. I spent the night at a hotel there although I didn't sleep much as I was still trying to figure out the feeling I was having. Went out the following morning and began driving around to check out the area while also making some funny noise as I passed oncoming traffic that for some reason made me feel good occasionally although it was surely inaudible to them unless maybe they felt it too? Anyways at some point driving around the circle in town I was overcome by this amazing feeling that took over my entire body.
I began to weep as this rush rode through my body. Immediately my attention was on birds flying with me as I drove and I had this deep sense that I had been neglecting much of what really matters to me. The euphoria still with me I drove around town thinking I was talking to people I know in my head! At one point I drove out of town a few minutes down the road and then returned only to find they had set up a construction sight on the same road 5 minutes later that would be impossible! Complete with humanoid stop sign and everything! Initially I thought, well that's a little bizarre I didn't notice that on the way out of town, so I went to breakfast where things got really out of hand. I stopped at a dinner and sat at the bar or counter whatever. I ordered bfast from one of the people who looked like me and by that I mean he was of the abstract face variety.
What that is and what it means I am still trying to figure out but somehow I already knew this??? Breakfast arrives and I begin eating at which time enter two elderly couples and sit behind me in a booth. Feeling like an absolute champion mind you because it seems as though I'll never have to touch another substance in my life I begin to over hear their conversation. Lady 1 "Well I don't understand how the psychic goes from NY to AZ to CA to AZ back to NY?" Now things had really gotten strange! I was already having the day of my life and these people behind me are talking about my travels for the last 5 years. So I politely turned around and said your talking about me! "Oh who are you?" one of them replies. I explain my travels as a bball player now with the Ducks. They say they're from Patchogue and want an autograph which I reluctantly gave but something felt very wrong about the entire interaction. Not only that but they were of the -1- facial variety as opposed to the =1- as I recognized myself to be at that time(and still sometimes). Weird I thought as I walked down the street to an ice cream parlor to use my laptop.
I still felt fantastic and was glad to see the girl behind the counter was =1-. Don't know exactly why but it was nice. I ordered some mint choc chip and sat down to relax and watch some music vids on the comp when in walks a -1-. It seems as though he is rather abrupt and orders something from the girl behind the counter at which time he glares my direction and utters " ice cream at 10 in the morning!!!! Ahahahahhahah!!!!!" The weirdest thing was I didn't even have a chance to laugh until the guy was already gone. He seemed like he was in Fast Fwd or something as did the other -1-'s as well. So I go outside and sit on a bench outside the shop with my laptop feeling just sexual all over still. I decide to chat up the girl from the ice cream place in my head and she agrees lets have a little fun. We mess around a few times and I suggest we go for a ride around town. She tells me hold on, I wait, get impatient and say in my head to her " am I gonna have to physically come in there?" And so the story goes miserably downhill for me!
I get up and go in the store only too find I'm just a normal human again!!! What a gipp! I thought it was gonna be forever like that!!! It was the best I've ever had and I didn't even touch anyone! I don't like most people getting close much less touching, huggin, close talkin anywho. So now I'm driving around cryin only it's because I feel like I screwed up my one and only shot! I'm drivin around again makin the noise only it ain't workin. Now things really take a turn for the worse because I start to have these weird tingly feelings on my body like a mild electric shock. At this point I'm walking around town and not sure where they're coming from but have a weird understanding that they're coming from the people around me on the street.
Things getting real uncomfortable now as I seem to be realizing I'm some sort of fill up station for everyone and there's nothing I can do! I started to get verbally aggressive with some of the people saying things like "you could at least ask?". One guy even told me "well your out in public!". What does that even mean???? But then the tide turned somewhat in my favor when I found a way to cast their suckers aside by locating the source of the connection and removing the probe from my body. Doesn't stop them though they just stick another one in really. So my life continues 3 or 4 months so from the beginning of this story. I have since quit my job, moved in with my parents, and spend every waking moment trying to figure out what is going on in this strange strange world I only thought I knew! My biggest challenge seems to be staying in tune all day with the whimsical devices they throw my way, 3 garbage men, 10 loud planes, 20 diesel trucks, and a partridge in a pear tree!