Life

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“Life! Don't talk to me about life.”

~ That one robot on life

About life[edit]

It's probably just another scheme by the government.

Or, if you'd prefer a better explanation, life is biospheres, cells, molecules, and all that.

But, really, it's just another scheme by the government.

The government[edit]

THEY'RE SCHEMING, I TELLS YOU. THEY'RE ALL SPYING ON US! NOWHERE IS SAFE! NOT EVEN WITH YOUR TINFOIL HATS!

Marvin[edit]

I'm so depressed. Life. Don't talk about life.

Emo[edit]

I'm depressed more depressed than you.

Coldplay Fan Who Has A Really Happy View Of This Cruel, Cruel, World[edit]

What's there to be sad about? WE LIVE IN A BEAUTIFUL WORLD! YEAH WE DO, YEAH WE DO! VIVA LA VIDA! YOU CAN MAKE THIS LIFE A WONDERFUL ADVENTURE! A WONDERFUL ADVENTURE! (echoes)

Harry Potter Fan Who Has a Really Depressing View of This Cruel, Cruel World[edit]

What's there to live for? Dumbledore diiiiiiiiiiiiiiied. (sob) And my letter from Hogwarts still hasn't come yet!

The Doctor[edit]

It's a cruel, cruel world out there. But, I guess you could come along and be my companion. LET'S TRAVEL THE TIME, EH? LIFE.

Cheese Its[edit]

I HATE THIS WORLD! I HATE IT! WHY DOES YOUR KIND HAVE TO EAT MY KIND, HMMM??!?!?!?!? IT ISNT FAIR AT ALL! WHY ARE YOU READING MY THOUGHTS ANYWAYS? DO YOU THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE THERES CHEESY GOODNESS IN EVERY BITE OF ME, YOU CAN JUST INVADE MY MIND?!?! AND WHATS WORSE IS---CRUNCH!

A biologist's explanation of this cruel, cruel world[edit]

It's all cells, that divided into more cells, and before you know it, there's humans, and they made weapons to hurt each other. And that's why life is terrible.

See also[edit]

  • Life Analogies
  • Death is not an opposite of life: it is merely an extension of the other. -Ellie from Tomorrow When The War Began