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I AM AN ILLOGICOPEDIAN ARTICLE.

I AM ALIVE AND I AM KICKING

I WILL EAT YOU ALL UP.

WELCOME ME, MR T!

I DESERVE IT TOO.

Please note: Now that you have read me, I am in your system & will never leave it (meanig: you). You are my slave now and I command you to read me over and over again until you are dead.