LoL someone died on a roller coaster

Yeah, lol. It was so funny I splot out my cream ball.

And me friend was all like, WOW.

So I said do you have a cream ball?

And he was all like... NO.

So I said "you a Nazi."

And he was like yes I am and there's nuffink wrong with being a freaking Nazi so I said "yes there is," and I flicked my hamster and schtuff!! Shizzle.

Oh shizz.

I nizzed on my new jacket.

My dog will go apeshiz when he finds out.

Better shoot myself in the back o' de head.

BLAM

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Screwed it Lol, a Person died on rollacoastah.