Lord Quinoa
Lord Quinoa is here. Lord Quinoa is better than you. Lord Quinoa hates you if you mispronounce his name. He is here and he is not afraid!
Life story[edit | edit source]
Lord Quinoa was born about 41,000 years ago to Moxos midinarus the 45th and Handsome Keyring in South America. It was later changed to the sheep name, because sheep like people. And people can recognise different sheep from photographs, the sheep even knowing their names! The sheep ate quinoa, and continued to flourish for 40,000 more years. In AD 915, on May 24th, Jonathan Quinoa, his older sister (yes they had weird name ideas in those days) sat on his pet ferret. He didn't like that, so he sat on one of her sheep. And so, from there, came the black granite grain that we today call keen-wa. Or quinoa, if you're that sort of person. An electronic cowbell outings. It rings. It connects to Jonathan's iPhone of peculiarity. Sonk! Socks and evility.
Lord Quinoa's evil socks[edit | edit source]
The evil socks were like feeble songs. Or eeble sonks, for that matter. A sonk is like a sock, only much more surreal. Similarly, eeble is like evil only much more surreal. So the surrealism level of eeble sonk (21.0) is comparable to evil socks (2.0). Yah! The shoe tree watches his socks... Grains of wheat!
Lord Quinoa has a pet snake that he takes everywhere, named Reggie. Reggie lives in Lord Quinoa's clothing, and if anybody is rude to Lord Quinoa the snake will come out and poison them.
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