Lord of the Rings

“Ahh, Frodo you're hurting me! When I said you should destroy the ring...”

~ Gandalf‎, bent over, exclaiming his shock over Frodo's misunderstanding.

Ah, yon have ye ring. Ye have ye ring of ye power, ye ring! Ye have ye ring ye? YE! Have the ring you do!

Ye

Lord of the Rings is a very good board game whence you spill your rings onto the board and ring the board with a few dozen rings. It makes me feel that I have a large ring on my neck constantly strangling me and choking me to death.

Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, DUN DUN DUN DUN!

Lordy

You are. Gay.

Stop. Right now.

See also

• 50 Shades of Gandalf the Grey