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Lululemon is a botnet targeting the boring logical wiki. Sometimes it hits the exciting illogical wiki by mistake.

What does Lululemon do?[edit]

“...perform distributed denial-of-service attack (DDoS attack), steal data,[1] send spam, and allows the attacker to access the device and its connection.”

Lululemon's most visible effect is to spam wiki sites. In the 2010s, this is not a very good way to make money. There must be something else going on, and it is this: Lululemon does all the other things too. If it didn't have some kind of a front, the government would figure out its true intentions.

It is responsible for kale and yoga. Krishna says that renunciation is yoga. Therefore, Lululemon makes you renounce kale. That is something this author is down for.