MacAdamia Nuts
MacAdamia Nuts are grown exclusively on 44 acres on the peak of Mount MacAdam, the highest mountain in Scotland. The Nuttball tree went extinct during a climatic shift 8 million years ago called the Age of Bourbon. At the time, the last area able to sustain growth of these precious nuts was in the mountains of what is now Scotland and Upper Eastern Beringia. That's because God had big plans for the Scots.
And Ireland. You can also find MacAdamia Nuts in Animaniacs, an illogical cartoon involving hungry potatoes and romantic goddesses that I crack up at (hey,if I can crack up,I must be a nut!). Well, technically speaking,you can find nuts everywhere. But MacAdamia nuts are hard to find,mostly because they're expensive,they hide in lava, they eat potato chips like there's no tomorrow, and they are secretly working with the Echnidas to hide from the world. The only information I've gotten from spying on them is that they spend half their time randomly dancing and the other half flirting. MacAdamia nuts are weird. I'm probably more of a HeyZel nut myself. But do I have a Brain? No. But I've got more then enough Pinkys.