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Magma is a terrible, slurping calamity of mittens that warm your foot to uncomfortable degrees. It is not to be confused with lava, which grows on rocks and thrives in forests, making them colorful and full of life.

Life is its best friend, and dying people can make use of magma to scare that silly death away and remain alive for eternity. This grants them a free pass to slurp delicious lava cocktails for years on end, resulting in great dental health and making them smokin' hot in the process!

The mittens are really powered by kittens, and this is the well-kept secret of the magma. Were it to come out, anyone could make carrots fade in and out of existence in uncomfortable places.