Math lesson

Right kids, off to your next lesson!

In the math classroom...[edit | edit source]

Hi kids, today were going to do $equations!$

We are going to study this question first-

  
    
      
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    {\displaystyle whatisanequation?}
  

Answer:A load of random letters, numbers and symbols (clang!) that math-er-mat-ish-uns think make perfect sense and are the answer to everything, when in fact they mean nothing and the meaning of everything is 42 anyway.

okay, now thats clear, lets try an example-

If:

  
    
      
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    {\displaystyle crackers=cheese+mclol}
  

then what will

  
    
      
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    {\displaystyle Bearmeat+snails}
  
 equal?

the answer is $Bearmeat+snails=evictionfrommastercook.$

JIMMY![edit | edit source]

Stop licking your elbow and listen. I want fuck you to answer this-

If:

  
    
      
        d
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        d
        +
        g
        t
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        s
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        g
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        v
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        −
        R
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        v
        h
        =
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        v
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    {\displaystyle dgdhd+gtfsh+ghtsvv-RTvsvh=sfvsvxbxjansvsgnumpty}
  

then what will

  
    
      
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        p
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        l
        p
        −
        s
        h
        s
        h
        s
        h
        s
        h
        s
        h
        s
        h
        s
        +
        k
        r
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        r
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        +
        h
        u
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        −
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    {\displaystyle giga+pulp-shshshshshshs+krrrrk+hug-mrph}
  
 equal?

uhh.. mixccrap1 miss?

NO! stupid boy. It equals mixccrap2. I've never taught a thicker class. class dismissed!

YAY!

and you can all have after school detention.

awwwwwwww!

with free ice cream!

YAY!

well, if you don't count your soul as money...

awwwwwwww!

but it's got a Flake!

YAY!

The End...

Or is it?

Actually, it is![edit | edit source]

douche.

Math lesson

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Actually, it is![edit | edit source]

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