McDonald's Crew
The McDonalds Crew roam the seas in their pirate ship, polluting international waters with highly toxic fast food.
The 'crew'[edit | edit source]
Grimace[edit | edit source]
Grimace is Ronald McDonald's androgynous mentally challenge friend that happens to look like a purple fluffy butt plug. Grimace is said, by reliable sources on uncyclopedia, to be a radioactive piece of poo from the moon. Unlike the other McDonald's characters, grimace makes no sense.
Ronald[edit | edit source]
Ronald is a clown meant to lure children into bothering their parents to buy food.
The Hamburglar[edit | edit source]
The Hamburgler is an insane Irish kid bent on stealing McDonalds hamburgers and refuses to pay a dollar for one, the fry shrubs are pretty much self explanatory but grimace is a pointless mutant from space making him the most hated character in the McDonalds crew.
The Bird Thing[edit | edit source]
The Bird Thing regurgitates McDonalds food to feed the rest of the crew. She does not have enough teeth.