Menace

“No fair, this doesn't mention womenaces”

~ Kelly Bundy

Menace is a thing that may or may not have come from another planet.

Menace as a menacing menace

Most people believe menace to be uncompromisingly menacing. The truth is even more menacing. The fact is that menace is about as menacing as a nuclear war, which is extremely menacing. According to the menace principle: A menace that exceeds its own menace is a mega-menace. This would technically be impossible.

What menace looks like if you're a fish

This theory was expanded in Foam Chopstick's "Menacing menacisms: Why menace is a menacing menace". Foam proposes a deer-like creature with a shield capable of deflecting menace. This deflected menace, he says, will spread through the world providing newspapers with menace. This would then be spouted out by the newspapers and the deer would deflect it and the cycle would continue ad infinitum.

This idea was already proposed by the master of the universe and his thong.

Men Ace!

Don't Go there.

Dennis the Menace

Dennis had a dog in the American version and a Llama in the British version. Both are dubbed over and replaced by olives in the bonus features, to the dismay of fans.