Michael Reiter (police officer)
Michael Reiter was the general of the police force of Medici. He found that nothing can destroy his men except for women, and some very feminine men. His carelessness warranted him a spot in the Rock-and-Roll Hall of fame, where he resides to this day.
Yes, but who is Michael Reiter?
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