Michael Reiter (police officer)

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For those who can't handle the real truth, the spinners of fake truth at Wikipedia have a thoroughly boring article on Michael Reiter (police officer).

Michael Reiter was the general of the police force of Medici. He found that nothing can destroy his men except for women, and some very feminine men. His carelessness warranted him a spot in the Rock-and-Roll Hall of fame, where he resides to this day.

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