Medicine

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Medicine means different things to everyone. For humans, it means getting better. For flies, it means more potential to annoy the humans. And for bacteria, it means death.

Oh no, no no no...

Similarities between Medicine and Food[edit | edit source]

Food is a type of medicine. Or is it? Some doctors have prescribed courses of Doritos in place of proper medicine, but all this led to was obesity, and (on the bright side) he did no exercise, but preferred to play Counter-Strike: Global Offensive 24 hours a day.

Come on - drink it up!

If your food is your medicine, then that means that going on a diet means you will become extremely ill. But if your medicine is your food, then you can be ill as well because of an overdose. Report to the Poisons Info Centre immediately!

History of Medicine[edit | edit source]

Medicine has existed for almost as long as hue manatee humanity. Early medicines often relied on herbs, meat, or other so called 'medicinal compounds'.