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"...and that's why I now use <a href="/wiki/Windows_7" title="Windows 7">Windows 7</a> on my PC."

Microsoft Edge is a new internet browser from <a href="/wiki/Microsoft" title="Microsoft">Microsoft</a> that came along with the <a href="/wiki/Windows_10" title="Windows 10">Windows 10</a> update.

As the ludicrously uncreative logo implies, Microsoft Edge was meant to replace <a href="/wiki/Internet_Explorer" title="Internet Explorer">Internet Explorer</a> after roughly two decades of use. But the thing is, <a href="/wiki/Bill_Gates" title="Bill Gates">Bill Gates</a> must not have known that whenever a totally new Microsoft/Windows program comes along that tries to succeed <a href="/wiki/Windows_7" title="Windows 7">Windows 7</a>, people ditch his company (Just look at how well <a href="/wiki/Windows_8" title="Windows 8">Windows 8</a> and <a href="/wiki/Windows_8.1" title="Windows 8.1">Windows 8.1</a> did)!

Then again, if you are a relatively patient and open-minded techie, the you will be ASTONISHED AND BLOWN AWAY BY THE BRAND NEW FEATURES OF MICROSOFT'S NEW INTERNET BROWSER!!! It has a voice assistant that can do more than <a href="/w/index.php?title=Siri&action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Siri (page does not exist)">Siri</a>! You can draw genitalia on web pages! It can be used with a touchscreen!

...

No. These are lice lies. In reality, Microsoft doesn't have any EDGE.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Buuuuuuurrrrrnnnnn!!!

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