Mike Pillow
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Michael Poopington Pillow is an American Idiot who loves spewing Bullshit from his mouth. Mr. Pillow loves humping pillows so much he created a company for it, where he would make Anime Bodypillows. Mr. Pillow also loves yelling at children, because he thinks they are the only people who can’t win against his "arguments". Every time he screames bullshit at children, he always loses big time. He always goes home sad, so he masturbates to Kari Lake and Donald Trump to cheer himself up.
His Favorite Things To Masturbate To[edit | edit source]
• Kari Lake
• Gay Butt Sex
• Marjorie Taylor Greene (before she quit fascism)
• Pictures Of His Own Ass
• Nick Fuentes
• Pillows
• Incredible Gassy
• Letter Q Pedophilia Rings Conspiracy Theories
• Tucker Carlson
• Anime Bodypillows