Mr. Smokesalot
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Mr. Smokesalot is a guy who is smoking a lot. He can smoke 5 cigars at the same time. His skin is so yellow from the nicotine that he looks like an emoji. What an addict.
He tried weed once and didn't like it. He prefers the plain taste of a cigar. His favourite cigars are Winston, because they've had a slogan one time saying "Size isn't important"[1]. What an addict.
He goes to sleep with a cigar in his mouth. The guy has smoked some weird Bulgarian cigars since the age of 5. At age 70, they have chopped off one of his legs due to him smoking too much. Weird. What an addict.
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