Yellow
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
| I miss Kermit the Frog. I really do. I can't get over how awesome he was. Especially his toes. He had good toes.
Maybe I'll call him sometime. Wish I knew his phone number. Anyway, yell-o is a kind of jell-o that yells when you eat it. It screams. Loud. Now I can't hear Kermit the Frog anymore because the yell-o in my stomach is screaming all the time. I can't hear the TV because the yell-o is yelling because I ate it. Maybe it would help if I ate a book. Books don't scream. They mumble sometimes. I just sneezed. Well, the yell-o will be out when I pee anyway. But then I'll have a screaming toilet. And a screaming sewer system. Soon the world's sewers will have screams coming out of them, like toes.
|
||
—Harper's Weekly, 1778. | ||
