From Illogicopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
I miss Kermit the Frog. I really do. I can't get over how awesome he was. Especially his toes. He had good toes.

Maybe I'll call him sometime. Wish I knew his phone number.

Anyway, yell-o is a kind of jell-o that yells when you eat it. It screams. Loud.

Now I can't hear Kermit the Frog anymore because the yell-o in my stomach is screaming all the time. I can't hear the TV because the yell-o is yelling because I ate it.

Maybe it would help if I ate a book.

Books don't scream. They mumble sometimes.

I just sneezed.

Well, the yell-o will be out when I pee anyway. But then I'll have a screaming toilet.

And a screaming sewer system. Soon the world's sewers will have screams coming out of them, like toes.

Harper's Weekly, 1778.

Colours - Colors - Coolers - Hummers