Musical Meat Cleaver
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“Ahhhh.........(contented sigh)The Musical Meat Cleaver is a well know tool fore the skilled only
but if handled by the non-skilled (rerard) there could be a problem.”
The Musical Meat Cleaver was a tool invented before the time of Christ. I was forged in the firey depths of saw-dust and was the mightiest tool of the land. It was worshipped by the people known as the Chewbacca Legend. It was foretold in the great prohpecy of Doofus that one shall rise up and wield the Musical Meat Cleaver. He who would wield it could fight against the Terrible Baddies of Kitchen Untensil Drawer. It was said that his foes would go blind from exposoure to extreme awesomeness.