My God that's not the way
I see you have that Alan's wrench there[edit | edit source]
Whatcha doin'? Screwing your unicycle wheel on tighter? Yeah? Gonna go to the circus and ride it around? Well I'd like to point out that you are using it incorrectly. That wrench doesn't go there. Y'all should cut that out before you get hurt. That cannot be comfortable. See... that's not accomplishing anything at all. Remove it and instead use it on the unicycle. You're not going to be able to ride that if you keep up these charades...
My God! That's not the way![edit | edit source]
Even worse idea. Where'd you get that chicken? Honestly, just hand me the wrench. As a matter of fact, if anyone can take care of this issue, it's Alan. It is, after all, his wrench. Where'd that rascal go...
Alan!! ALAN COME OUT! We got a confused kid with your wrench, and he doesn't seem to understand what to do with it. ALAN!
Hm. he must be busy. Oh yeah that's right, he told me he was going to be eating pesto at this hour. Look's like I am going to have to give you an Alan wrench lesson myself. Here hand it to me.
Just give me the wrench[edit | edit source]
I'll have your unicycle fixed in no time-
Oh lord. See that's getting you nowhere!
You're gross. I don't want no part in this.