My insane lichess notes
ello
holy hell exchange exchange
also what is the thing with this move en passant???
oh yeah im plaing rapid
my fav cartoon is rabbids
rabits invasion
situation
escalation
oh no my roock
3 paws left
lmao I lost
come on do the french move
dude you're a traitor
C H O S S is the best gaem
bro stacked 3 paws dude this is not tetris
oh no my knite
why do I type paws instead of pawns
queen sacrifice, anyone?
we gonna traeid
attack ze pawn
im stupid
wasted a full rook for no reason
Jimmy what the hell did you do with the wasching machine
I should focus on actually playing instead of shitposting here in the notes
ohhhhh the horny arrow drawing
please mate me (gone sexual)
IS THIS STALEMATE??
nope
dude just checkmate ur braindead
new gamne
bro doesn't wanna trade
also my elo stabilized, I don't have the stupid question mark anymore
oh no my paw
hehe pinned
attakc
what am I doing with my pawns
hang in there buddy
holy crap dude knows about castling
alexa what should I do with the decapitated heads in my fridge
please alexa answer me
alexa don't call 911
bro blundered his qyeen
life is good
oh no not the spanish
bro casually left his pawn for free
oh no my knight
I'm pinned in 19829 different ways
this isn't normal
oh wow I played an unusual rook move
wait what did I blunder
I didn't see from the immense insane typing
bro is bullying me now
I suck at chess
lost all my pawns
whew that was a ton of exchanges
come on play en passant
just play the in passing move
3 pawn chain!!!
I am such a spectaculat chess player
rain rain go away come again another day
if there was only a piece that was like the rook but it can move diagonally
SERIOUS BANTER
my opponent left the game
oh he didn't
what a deceiver, political opponent
this dude left the game again...
ooh hype i promoted
check and mate
semen
pawn sacrifice
ez check evasion
player attacked QUEEN, what happens next is SHOCKING
Your opponent left the game. You can claim victory in 7 seconds.
e4 e5 and my opponent committing suicide
no he played knight f3
cheeky fork
cheeky fork 2
bro got checkmated by a knighter
oof bro got farked
tremendous punishment
will my opp(onent) play en passent epic chess move???
twinkle twinkle little star
I know where you are
OOOHHHHH QUEEN BLUNDERED TIME TO PROFIT
proglem?
I have 3 molecules of acrylamide in my ass
I am losing... I'm ment to bee
when bro gave a bishop for free but it was a trap
it's a trap
and I got checked and mated
my king mated with the queen
let's try the scandinavian
bro does not know the scandinavian
stop with the traps, they won't work
bro is named deth clock more like deth cock hahahah poenis
OOOOOHHHH FORUQED
queen trade incoming
fab
ooh my opponent is a very good connect 4 player
hvala vitalisu
uhhhhh what you gonna do now??
app gallery
ooohhh I did an en passant move
and it was ACCEPTED hype hype hype
check check check
oh yeah I stalemated myself
PLAY WITH A NERD
ivan 1984
oh no free pawn for me
too bad fried liver sucks
better luck next time
knight attack
fack
what a cheeky fork that I've performed there
chess 3d: surreal gaming experience
hey tammy
cactus
cactus
cactus
cactus
cactus
knook atook
escapism
holy crap communist femboys are so quirky what is with them
I want to go to dusseldorf
imagine naming a chess opening fried liver
like who fries a liver these days
I am leading by 1 materialistic material point of material
ugh I hate the spanish variation because it gives me so much things to care about
I have a feeling that the boring part of the game comes now
oops it's not boring, I found a proper plan
to trade or not to trade, no
what do we have for dinner
fried livers
hmmmm my opponent is playing gobbledygook gambit
ja biram mix slatko kiselo, juicy drop
ooohh pinned the rook
king unsafety
bro my king is playing in the meadow right here like he's gonna get mated immediately
no way he's actually safe
dude no way
oh I didn't see that
"oh I didn't see that" -- top 10 last words
lihcehesss
squidward squarepants
this is the weirdest of all time
VIRUS DESTINATION: ur mom
oh damn I missclicked and forgot that lichess has takeback
takeback is the best thing since year 2002
bro got the whole squad emoting
🗿👍😂🦞😎😭🥶🤩🫣🤨😅🫡💀😏
(yeah I typed this in discord and then went back to copy it over here)
i am a lozer
I know how to count to 1
let's premove for no reason
mashed poopatoes
cookies
epik
pizza for dinner
I am a winner
oops I am not a winner
I lost :(
bro says he's gm
maybe he meant grandmother
he meant grandmother
bro is playing the spanish
spanish or vanish
I am sacrificing everything
on site
ya
on site
losing
ate a pawn
bro lost a point of material
now he's only +17
oh my clementiene
I am not fine
I will break my spine
becase of your pretty smile