UR MOM

UR MOM IS SO FAt She p00p unicon?!?! UR MONG LELELE LMAO UR MUM SO UGL when she walk p30plz di3!!!!! Ur mog suc a whole she succ off dogz IMALAO ur mONG IS a fAt!! LOLE UR MOM SO SO OLD SHE TURN TO DUCKS WHEN SHE WALKS!!!! IMAYO UR MOMG IS SO FAT! !!! SHE IS A FOGTY!!!

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WUT

So was UR MOM last night.

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Your MOM

Your mom is the one who conceived you when your father fucked her but didn't have any birth control or control of his ejaculation while inside your mom's vagina. It is so important here to mention that your father per se can't go inside your mother's vagina but when we say "your father is in your mom", we are simply referring his penis inside your mom's vag.

So once that happens, the process of your creation begins, whether your parents wanted it to be or not. If your parents are too poor to afford pregnancy termination or too rich to not give a fuck about the impending expenses you'll be bringing upon them, they let it happen. If your parents belongs to middle class or lower middle class, they'll probably get you killed even before you are born OR they'll just dump you in a dumpster after you mom shit you out of her vagina.

Let's say you manage to fall into the first condition, which is when you start do develop inside your mom's womb, your mum and your father are going to fuck even more because they can't get pregnant again so they fuck and fuck every chance they get. Here, you need to remember that both you and your father is inside your mom when the fucking happens.

As you develop in your mom's womb, her belly will grow like a she just gulped in a huge pumpkin and now it's stuck in her belly for 9 months.

Also some people may argue that while you are almost developed inside your mom and if your father decides to fuck one last time before you come out, your father basically poking you with is dick while you try to stay alive inside your fat mum.

Now comes the next milestone, either your mum's gonna push you out of her vagina or she's gonna waste shit load of money to have you out from a cut in her belly. If you are born the former way, you need to remember that you were once inside your mom's pussy too!