My perfectly valid rant about how Galanothium isn't in the periodic table

Why isn't Galanothium in the Periodic Table? I mean the REAL Periodic Table. The one that was made by Demitry Damitri Dumetri that scientist guy.

I mean, seriously! Galanothium is an element! It's a gas, to be exact. And I found it one time when I was cleaning between the keys on my keyboard. And then boom! I discovered Galanothium! And I got damn famous for it too. The mayor of the universe gave me over 9000 medals for it! I'm now an official Discovered of Originally Underestimated Crap in Heavenly Existence! I'm so proud to be called a D.O.U.C.H.E!! That's right, I'm a big D.O.U.C.H.E. You'd better believe it.

On behalf of my achievement and the entire D.O.U.C.H.E community I'd like to say... WTF IS UP WITH THIS!!!1 I want my element on the periodic table! I mean, come on! Galanothium! It grows in your keyboard! Just smash your computer right now, and Galanothium will come pouring out!

Anyway, I have to go do D.O.U.C.H.E stuff now.

Yours sincerely faithfully whichever word I'm meant to use if I don't know you,

GALANOTH

Official D.O.U.C.H.E.