Nathaniel Bell

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Nathaniel Bell (26 February 1992 -) is an activist, musician and sole representative of the Communist Party of Bulgaria in Britain. He is founder and moderator of the Mat Lebessis Appreciation Society, the main society of its kind in the world. It is a well known fact that Nathan is in fact the son of the Son of God, and so, gets Christmas presents from the Big Man himself.

Personal Life Nathaniel spent his formative years in the wastes of Siberia with his aunt, due to the tragic death of his adoptive parents in the 1992 Sea Weed Accident. It was at this time that the young boys' association with Mat Lebessis IV was born. At the age of 9 he left Siberia with Mat and driven by their mutual hate of the greatest scum in musical history, Mark Ronson, they created several cults and societies.

The Anti-Mark Ronson Foundation & the Clunge Scandal[edit | edit source]

The Anti-Mark Ronson Foundation is the brain child of Jeremiah Jones, the renounded match lighting expert. During the period of spanning from January 2001 to March 2002 both Nathaniel Bell and Mat Lebessis were heavily involved in the project. The foundation would eventually steer towards the more extremist views of both individuals. It was during this time that a large proportion of both Nathaniel and Mat's views were formalised, leading to the creation of the Mat Lebessis Appreciation Society. Their time at the foundation was also highlighted by what came to be known as the Clunge Scandal. Although the details are not well known, thanks to the quick action taken by the foundation, it is believed both Nathaniel and Mat were involved. Witnesses describe Mat as having been "knee deep in the clunge".

Communist Party of Bulgaria & the Immigrant Scandal[edit | edit source]

In the year 2005 Nathaniel Bell and his up to then associate Mat Lebessis parted ways. Nathan drifted towards a more political backdrop while Mat plotted the 2007 Mark Ronson Bomb Plot. Nathaniels' frequently fascist political views where turned around in 2006 when he was introduced to Gibrovnicov Juglicov, head of Bulgaria's Communist Party. He joined the main core of the party and renounced almost all vices except for x-box. Unfortunatelty scandal and controversy were never too far away. In May 2008 Nathaniel Bell was charged with immigrant smugling in what came to be known as the Immigrant Scandal. The Communist Party's influence helped maintain most of the details unknown, but it is believed that Mexican youths were being transported from their homeland, inside pinatas, and forced to work in Bulgaria for little to no tacos a day. After this last incident Nathaniel bell fell into obsucurity allthough he was thought to have been spotted in Glasgow, Scotland.