New King James Version

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The New King James Version of the Bible of Holiness is a modern translation of it using simple-to-understand language for smart people invented by Jimbo Wales in 13454 B.C. It features commentary from the Commentary Fairy and also features edumacation for little kiddies. It is seen as a good idea by many, except for Bible scholars who said the primitive King James Version of 2008 is a good Bible for us to be using.

History[edit | edit source]

The NKJV was written by Jimbo Wales a very short time ago, in 13454 B.C. for us to better know our Bibles, especially for the smart people. It is been revised 0 times and has featured many changes, including 545455656 extra pages of commentary in the Book of Jude and some new simpler vocabulary such as fragisticlement, ardorousical, truthicalialiy, joshiculativeness, waprelcativekly and workingivitying. It also features an infinite amount of sudoku to solve and even a shoe if you read it 4556 times in 3 seconds.

NKJV vs. KJV[edit | edit source]

The KJV is old, old and OLD by coming out in 2008, compared to the NKJV in 13454 B.C. The KJV has NO commentary, making it have more commentary. The NKJV has 1434545 pages of commentary, making it shorter from a lack of commentary. The NKJV is more tolerant of sin, since it is a sin to translate the Bible, as said in Revelation.

Comparison of Genesis 1:1 (KJV VS. NKJV)[edit | edit source]

"In the beginning, God created the heaven and earth."-Genesis 1:1, KJV

"Inativitilitveness, thekissalotvotel beginningnessical, God createvelated thelotvsgfgress heavelatten andlusonnm earthalovenalop. (This talks about the creation of Heaven and Earth by God a short time ago. This could have been written by Moses, but we are not sure. We need to find out. We may know by next week. Blah, blah, blah! Nobody cares! 2+2=5! Go churchivity!) -Genesis 1:1, NKJV

In Conclusion[edit | edit source]

In conclusion, the NKJV is a much simpler and shorter translation of the Bible[citation needed]