Nicaragua (old man in picture frame)

	Dear Occupent,
	Thank you for your suggestions, they were very helpful, especially the part about Finland.

Should I drive for a change? Do you want to drive?

Are we going to collapse in a raging, swirling fireball? Like the summit?

	Dear Occupent,
	I'd just like to thank you again. Seriously. Those were extremely helpful suggestions. I just lapped them up. Like a dog with a bone. Bowl. You can't lap up a bone.

Oh...the gin?

Hello class, today we're dissecting paper frogs.

	Dear Occupent,
	I am dead serious, man, I LOVED those suggestions, I was so touched by them that I actually made love to them. I don't really know how, or why, but I certainly did. They were excellent.

"Help wanted", said the sign that was dangling from her buttox.

The nicaraguan translator mistranslated. He thought "Help wanted" meant "Mug me."

	Dear Occupent,
	MY GOD, these suggestions are just PHENOMENAL!!! I just reread them again, and they made me squeal with a delight I haven't felt in years! Years upon years! I feel young again!!! These suggestions may be the single greatest things I've ever been exposed to.

I PREDICTED THAT HTI SWOUWLD

Document E was especially compelling. It was a tire, taped to a piece of paper. A rubber tire, with dead worm.

Dear Occupent,

To be perfectly honest, it would be a blatant injustice for me to thank you for these suggestions in words alone. Words cannot sum up the gratitude I am feeling to you right now, gratitude so deep I can feel it in not only my heart, it's spilling out of my heart into my liver and my spleen...in all honesty, if I didn't pay you at least three thousand dollars for these suggestions, I'd be comitting perhaps the greatest injustice of all time. Ever. You, sir, are a genius.

Charming....a neice. On the mantelpiece. 17 geese.

ONCE UPON A TIME, A MAN OPENED A JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER. AND DIED.

	Dear Occupent,
	Actually...your idea isn't really all that good. At all. Thanks anyway.