Finland

This isn't actually the coat of arms of Finland - in reality there's a lion on it - but no doubt this is some sort of hilarious Scandinavian visual pun.

Finland (Finnish: Jääläävaarjuustonnen Eino Ynnenen Pussi Juolainen Jokkanen Suomailanenanenen Jookkanen Käälääkkuosii Anen en enainen en ääåää) is a bar for fish or people with fish fetishes, such as stickleback.

Finland rules at Eurovision and beating the crap out of biscuits. It's also the country where that gothic band with the guy with the feathers in his hair came from, who seem to have disappeared since 2004.

Finland Isn't Real.

finland is just a fairytail story

Foundation

Finland was founded by really ugly fish who where tired of the best undersea jobs going to the prettier fish. As founder Mcfishogoth said "It's like you have to win a undersea beauty pageant just two get a job or a wife". The country expanded when more discriminated fish, including pacifist sharks, arrived looking for a safer and more tolerant place to live.

Spurdo Spärde

The ultimate expressive art form.

Spurdo Spärde, a poorly-drawn bear that appears to be the lovechild of internet meme figures 'pedobear' and 'sadfrog', is probably Finland's finest export. He can be applied in any situation and attracts adoration and disgust in equal measure whenever used.

“What the fug :DDDDD I havings quote in illogigopedia :DDDDDDDDD”

~ Spurdo Spärde on Spurdo Spärde

Finland in the Eurovisions

Eurovision, known as Täääööäyä Kaaraakaa in Finnish, has submitted its will to Finland. Since 1956, the beginning of Eurovision, Finland have won almost every contest, coming second only once to a Belgian singing panini.

Year Participated	Position	Song
1956	1st	Katson Ja Öööö
1957	1st	Paa Paa Paa Paa
1958	1st	Nimeni on Närhi
1959	1st	Slääääp a Dän
1960	1st	Hyö Hyö Hyö, Hyä Hyä Hyä
1961	1st	Taivaan Ja Taivaas
1962	1st	Gjer
1963	1st	Pälä Urnei
1964	1st	Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas
1965	1st	Snymi On Ja Maa?
1966	1st	Artturi Kannisto - Supermies
1967	1st	Spurdo Spärde
1968	1st	Kun Kellö Kornfläkks
1969	1st	Äksä, Äksä
1970	1st	Colori
1971	1st	Suomiland, Suomiland, Suom Suom Suom Suomiland
1972	1st	Bhattu-ässä
1973	1st	Rock Gods™
1974	1st	Sytytystulppa
1975	1st	Lämpimämpi
1976	1st	Juoksentelisinkohan?
1977	1st	ääääääääääääääääääääääääää
1978	1st	Hyppytyynytyydytys
1979	1st	Vihdoin, Vihdoin, Vihdoin
1980	2nd	Kuusi Palaa
1981	1st	Reggae OK
1982	1st	Hääyöaieuutinen
1983	1st	Aaamu-palaveri-huone
1984	1st	Aamupala-veri-huone
1985	1st	Kuin Perseeseen Ammuttu Karhu
1986	1st	Juosta?
1987	1st	Tietokone
1988	1st	KUULULULULULULUL
1989	1st	Näähääähääähääähääähä
1990	1st	Pukki Pukki Une Tukki
1991	1st	Haista Vittu, snort
1992	1st	Viedä Saunan Taakse
1993	1st	Aima Puupihed
1994	1st	Karrakakakuistan
1995	1st	Kumnotai, Peeh Meh Kan
1996	1st	Ei, Tippa tapa
1997	1st	Kumarreksituteskenteleentuvaisehkollaismaisekkuudellisenneskenteluttelemattomammuuksissansakaankopahan
1998	1st	Tyhjääääääääääääääääääää
1999	1st	Yhdeksankymmentakolme
2000	1st	Old Man Suomenjenkki
2001	1st	Voi Voi, Voi Voi Olla Vanhaa
2002	1st	Kaappausyitys
2003	1st	Kokko, Kokoo Kokoon Koko Kokko
2004	1st	...
2005	1st	I'm Getting Tired of making up Finnish words/finding them on the internet please help me get a life
2006	1st	Ja Kirves
2007	1st	Hallitus
2008	1st	Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsi-baari
2009	1st	Tule Luol
2010	1st	Entokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas?
2011	1st	Ok We'll Sing In English Now
2012	1st	Lasken Vain Leikkiä
2013	1st	BOUM-BOUM-BOUM
2014	1st	Snärto
2015	1st	*noises*
2016	1st	Hennehen
2017	1st	BlockBord
2018	1st	Sverige uwu

Basketball

Finland is not as good at basketball as Estonia or Canada. Those are two of the counties I live in. Norway is better then Estonia, but not as good as Finland. This is because of aliens which are from mars are trying to conquer Latvia, a country that has a landscape entirely made of old pesto.

I hate Finland for this reason. You shouldn't though, because you are a polar bear and at leas the country lowers taxes on white fur. Racists.

Language

Finnish (or Suomi, which makes the language sound like an alternative version of Sumo wrestling) is actually just a strange mix of Estonian, Turkish, Klingon and Russian, making it near impossible to read, let alone speak. Most citizens give up trying to learn it by the age of four.

See also

• Sweden
• Norway
• The AAAAAland Islands

Countries and territories of EuroDisney