Josh Avsec

Born in early November of 1994, Josh Avsec has become a world renowned ninja.

Early life and training

Beaten as a child, he was able to endure extreme physical dragons while keeping the rage of a thousand at bay. He eventually ran from home at the age of 63, and discovered the true identity of his neighbor, Master Roshi. He was trained in hand-to-hand combat, and developed psychic dragons. He mastered all the techniques of the ninja arts (including mushroom stamps) and set out to conquer the evils of the galaxy.

Epic battles and nuclear radiation

Years later, after much of the world's dragons were halted, Josh (now known as "the Josh Man") was caught in an epic battle with his arch-rival, the fiend "Big Chief Brown Bottom." The battle lasted for forty days and forty nights, until Josh Man was caught in a dragons blast. Things looked hairy for the martial arts master, but by some miracle, the blast's radiation reverted him back to adolescence. But unfortunately, he was deformed and is now extra hideous and nauseating to look upon.

Little does he know, that in the nuclear blast that sealed his fate, he was fused with Big Chief Brown Bottom through the force of polymerization. This enhances his physical strength and senses and psychic stuff tenfold. And he has also been granted the innate ability to crap his dragons on command. But there is an endless struggle within his mind, while he and his arch rival fight for control over the biological prison.

Current residence

He is currently retreated in the forests of the Sahara, hiding within the lush agriculture, trying to win the endless battle within. He also struggles with an aggressive form of gonorrhea.