No Scope 3: The End of the No Scope?
Halo 3 Announcement: Attention Halo 3 players. Halo 3 is eliminating the "No-scope" from online play due to the fact players are more concerned about no-scopes than the real game. So as of August 23rd, 2008; no-scopes will not damage an enemy.
- T3: What the fu-
- gino: Woah, woah, there are kids reading this.
- T3: Okay, okay...
- gino: Don't worry T3, we'll get the no-scope back somehow.
- Jauqe: Pourquoi l'enfer Bungie n'a pas de supprimer le champ d'application?
- T3: I had no idea what he said but I probably agree.
- gino: Dude, we need to get the no-scope back.
- T3: Hey, a Bungie employee is playing a custom game right now, let's join.
They join the employee's game
- Employee: Who the hell are you guys and why did you join my game?
- T3: We want the no-scope back!
- Jauqe: Vas te faire encule, vous fils de pute!
- gino: What the hell, Jauqe? Learn English god dammit!
- Employee: The decision on the no-scope is final. You're gonna have to learn to use other weapons.
- T3: Is there any way?
- Employee: How about this... I gather up my buddies who designed the battle rifle with me and we'll challenge you to a battle rifle game of slayer.
- gino: When?
- Employee: Two weeks. You can train but you'll still lose...
- Jauqe: Nous serons là!
End of game
Two weeks later.
- T3: Live to win, 'til ya die! 'Til the life dies in your eyes.
- gino: Shut up Canolis, that song's copyrighted.
- Employee: Let's just play the game...
- T3: I'm dead.
- gino: Dude, the game just started!
- Employee1: Let's get this over with...
- Jauqe: Ugh...
- T3: Jauqe's dead! You're all alone. The fate of no-scopers is up to you!
- Employee2: You're dead... No mom! I'm in the middle of something! C'mon!
- Employee2 left game
- Employee1: I need to eat dinner with my mom....
- Employee1 left game
- Employee3: I'll still beat you.
- Employee 3 has died
- gino: Oh my God we won!
- T3: I can't believe it!
- Jauqe: I know! Isn't it awesome?
- gino: What the hell? You can speak English?
- Jauqe: Of course. I'm on the English-speaking server, right?
- T3: Jauqe! Why the hell did you speak French then?
- Jauqe: Oh, my French teacher told me to use French more so I used it on XBOX Live.
- T3: Vas te faire encule ...