Noodles

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“Bleab!”

~ Illogicopedian after baking his noodle

“Oodles of Noodles”

~ Bob The Builder on Noodles

Nooooooooooooooooooodles! OooOoOOooOoOoooOoOo!

Noodles at noon make a good boy's spitoon quite the patroon of an unwanted platoon!

Application of Noodles to Hubcaps

NooooooooooooOoOooOoooooOoOoOOosweeettransvetsite oOoOdles should not, in any way shape or form, be applied to hubcaps. Wet noodles can be quite slippery, and hubcaps can be silver and attached to tires. Ipso facto, the two just don't work well together.

The same logic could be applied to Noodles v. Dashboards. This application could be applied as such: do not apply. In fact, do not apply anything. Or use any more words with double letters in them. That includes letters.

But not Noodles.

Noodles are the exception because they are too slippery to be restrained. Trust me, if we could restrict them, we would have done it long ago. But they're just too darn wet and slippery.

Noodles?

NOOOOOOOOODLES!!!!!!!!!

MOAR NOODLES!!!

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