Bleab

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Bleab bleab bleab!

Ahahahaha! Oh, such blee! I am very bleeful as I note the extreme bleefulness contained within this page consisting purely of pure blee. Bleehehehehe. Oh, blee, I could gargle a bee! A bee with its own company, Bee AB.

Blab. Blob? No, blobs are inherently evil and toenail and hair.

Hmm... A very fascinating fact is contained within the dot preceding this terrible prison sentence. The fact is, there's nothing special with that dot. This is made clear by the process of dotting things, which does not result in anything of interest except for a general sensation of feeble meaning. Yes. And when backwards, it gets even more interesting, because then the deodorant begins to conspire – nay, even perspire – against you. And I say this because I care about you. Obviously, I don't want anything to happen to you, so I decided to go to great lengths to ensure that you would eventually read this and KNOW of the evil plans of the deodorant so that they could thus be foiled!

With lots of tinfoil![edit | edit source]

The way to foil any plan! "Ha!", you say, "I am covered in tin foil, and whatever your evil doings are, they cannot affect me!" And then you fall into the lava, but that doesn't matter, because you have surely succeeded, at least you won't have reason to think otherwise... afterwards! Mwehehehe.

You can also dress up your enemies in tin foil while they sleep. Then, when they wake up, you will have foiled them! Mwahahaha!

Ah, brilliant plans! Fine ways of protecting yourself! All made possible by a mere bit of tin foil no doubt available near you; buy some today at the Illogia Tinfoil Hat Center! They're cheap and can easily be made into any tinfoil item you want by mashing them up with a chainsaw and then whistling friendly at them, which makes the little bits of tinfoil dance and be happy to the point where they magically turn into a great rodent.

And rotating any rodent will make your dreams come true. They told me so, when I chiseled cheese into a potato at dawn. A wonderful dawn, full of dancing, swirling God nuggets and lots of reformed pillows.

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Aha! It works! My nose is now ready! I now have a nose, and with some luck, you might even get your own! Just rotate a rodent, and there you go.

Amazing is the power of rotation; just how did you think rote memory worked, anyway? That's right, it works by rotating concepts! Because only when they spin fast enough can you remember them. This is precisely the principle of memory acceleration!