Norwegian Party for the Legalization of Small to Medium Sized Children's Garments containing less than 67% but no less than 20% Polyester

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It's quite a party. They even have a disco ball!

Why some say[weasel wurzels] that Small to Medium Sized Children's Garments containing less than 67% but no less than 20% Polyester need to be legalized[edit]

The primary argument for the legalization of these certain vestments concerns the epostemy of horticulture. It is alleged to permeate the very melanin of the art. At the same time an averation of prolifon is observed, belineatoriatized the quagpa mews. Additionally, it is argued that, as popularly phrased, "cheese can't melt steel feelings".

Significance of the minimum and maximum percentages[edit]

The average of 67 and 20 is 43.5, which is the gematria of the Norwegian word "類歯下靴". The NPLSMSCG62P and its various predecessors have always had subtle Qabalistic elements.

Blimp Chisel[edit]

Put away your steel bars

cause I invented glass jars

my arms stretch like noodles

while you transmute small poodles

stare into space like blimp chisel

make a plumber's bacon sizzle

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