Norwegian Party for the Legalization of Small to Medium Sized Children's Garments containing less than 67% but no less than 20% Polyester
Why some say[weasel wurzels] that Small to Medium Sized Children's Garments containing less than 67% but no less than 20% Polyester need to be legalized
The primary argument for the legalization of these certain vestments concerns the epostemy of horticulture. It is alleged to permeate the very melanin of the art. At the same time an averation of prolifon is observed, belineatoriatized the quagpa mews. Additionally, it is argued that, as popularly phrased, "cheese can't melt steel feelings".
Significance of the minimum and maximum percentages
The average of 67 and 20 is 43.5, which is the gematria of the Norwegian word "類歯下靴". The NPLSMSCG62P and its various predecessors have always had subtle Qabalistic elements.
Put away your steel bars
cause I invented glass jars
my arms stretch like noodles
while you transmute small poodles
stare into space like blimp chisel
make a plumber's bacon sizzle