Now for my 200th article....
“Yes, this is my 200th [but not really because I forget to put articles I write on my articles page often].”
So this is my 200th article on Illogicopedia. Yay for me, I guess.
So that means I wasted so many hours to write 200 articles on a Wikipedia parody website.
When your edit count reaches 3,000 you know you have no life but this is just as bad.
So for my 200th article I decided to write a book of short stories; many of which are short articles that were never quite written.
So sit back. Relax. And enjoy the madness!
"Ummm"[edit | edit source]
- "Um... should we touch it?" John asked. "I dunno," replied Phillip who was still upset about being named Phillip. They had just stumbled upon a dead body. "Let's eat it," suggested John. "What the fuck?" asked Phillip. "I don't know... um... I was- uh- hungry," John replied. "You fucking cannibal. I can't believe this shit. Hell naw. Go eat that guy by yourself, I don't even care," said Phillip before walking away. "Damnit," said John, "I don't think I can eat all of this."
THE END
"B.A.R.F."[edit | edit source]
- "We are BARF; the Bad Ass Rebellion Force"
THE END
"So, um, you know that guy?"[edit | edit source]
Jimmy turned to Leslie (a guy) and said, "Say, you know that guy in the corner?" Leslie shrugged, "Which corner?" Jimmy was annoyed, "Uh, I dunno, the one with a fucking guy in it." "Well technically," started Leslie, "A guy cannot be in a corner. He can be next to one but not in one." Jimmy just gave up, "Fuck it. Why am I friends with you?" Leslie answered, "I don't know. Why are you?" "Okay," began Jimmy, "We're not friends anymore." "Fine....... Oh yeah, that guy in the corner is a child molester. We should probably get out of here."
THE END
"This article is destined to fail"[edit | edit source]
Uh-huh.
THE END
"Can I have a double quarter pounder with cheese, pleez?"[edit | edit source]
- "Yo, can I have a double quarter pounder with cheese, pleez?" "Um... this is Burger King."
THE END
Epilogue[edit | edit source]
The point of this article was to fail because that's my middle name on this site.
I hope you enjoyed this shiite and come back for more.
TO THE FAILMOBILE!!!
Box Office Review[edit | edit source]
“This article is shit and should be burned.”